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Funny Blondes

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It just dawned on me that, as messed up as it may be, I don’t usually find stereotypically-gorgeous blonde chicks funny.  Not usually, anyway.  Do you ever get that?  Like whatever comedic expression her skinny, smooth peach-skinned face trying to make just looks like…a skinny, smooth peach-skinned face trying to make a comedic expression.  Nothing against them – they can look sweet, and happy, and lots of other positive adjectives.  Just not…funny.  Not usually, anyway.

I promised myself tonight that I WOULD finish my paper (to be fair, it’s not yet technically “tomorrow,” so I still have time, though barely any).  It’s two weeks late (yes, WEEKS – and yes, I WILL blame it on my AD/HD).  Argh.  But, I digress.

So, paper time…trying to find some suitable YouTube music vids to inspire me in cranking out the academic genius…thinking maybe Dinah Washington or Marian Anderson or just some twangy guitar in the background.  But I didn’t.  However, I DID find a super funny blonde chick! (Again, I blame that on the AD/HD – the finding the cool thing on accident, not the not finding, though they’re probably intricately related, lol).

Which made me think of…

My List of Funny Blondes:

(let’s just start with the obvious ones):

  • Chelsea Handler
  • Heather Graham
  • Lucille Ball(she was a redhead!)
  • This Chick (Jenna Marbles)

….And so, with much ado, here she is:

If that doesn’t work, there’s always the actual URL:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWVfG2mA8Rc&feature=fvhl

Now I’m really, really, really going to finish my paper.  So I can read a stupid FUN book and not have my Tuesday Teaser of Cohen’s The Criminal Process in the People’s Republic of China, 1949-1963: An Introduction pale in comparison to everything Ms. Sonia Lal over at Story Treasury reads! (and yes, she definitely deserves the accolades as a Seriously Cute Blogger, though precious few things could ever be cuter than a dog!)  Hey, maybe I’m going to make up my OWN award, a la Jenna Marble’s formula (all mathey and sciencey and stuff!)  Since it should have to do w/ blogging maybe I’ll call it the . . .

Huggable Enchilada Sloth?     Useful Posole Sloth?      Meticulous Custard Mouse?

What would those avatars even look like?!  😉  <–(That’s my lil smiley skittle fox)

 

 

 

 

Tuesday Evening Greyhound Fantasies

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Aw, I almost made the #PostaWeek2011 promise this week, but…I’m two days late. 🙂  I want to describe my newly amazing wedding cake-making skills, thanks to my little sister’s recent nuptials, but that’ll have to save itself for a little later.

An adoptable greyhound named "Easy"
It would be so “easy” to fall in love with this guy! Click for his profile on GreyhoundsOnly!

For now, I’m fresh (yeah, right!) off the plane, already missing mi familia, and here’s what I’m thinking about:  greyhounds!

I’m SO excited to move into new digs and adopt a retired racing greyhound through GreyhoundsOnly, a local Midwest organization.

I had my phone interview with Joy, a kennel manager, tonight on the phone.  She was really informative, and seemed really excited about having my fiance and I as soon-to-be greyhound owners.  I admit, I did try pretty hard to seem on top of my stuff (especially since I have tried pretty hard to BE on top of my stuff, re: greyhound adoption!).  I think she liked that, though B totally noticed the change in countenance.  Still, he said he’d have acted the same way – he reaaaally wants a greyhound, too.

So of course, I’m perusing the adoptable greyhound lists again (ahem, for the billionth time) instead of writing my research as I know I should be.  It’s making me a lot happier, though! 🙂

Here’s my current dream-dog, named–what else?!–Easy!  Life might not always (ever?) be such, but here’s a boy that could make life a lot more fun!  Plus, one of his parents is named Flying Hydrogen (how cool is that for a physicist?!), and the other is named Ale Aivas Memory.

Sigh.  My heart melts.  Well, part of it.  The other part of me is sitting her like Elvira (?), the old cartoon character that would chase around little helpless animals, screaming like some quasi-toddler-imp, “Oh he’s soooo cute! I just wanna hug him, and love him, and squeeze him…!”  Beware, my someday-dog, beware.  I will cuddle you till you’re so tired of it, you’ll consider switching diets from Purina Proplan…to una Latina con Leche. ^_^  <insert oh-so innocent laugh>

What are you good at remembering?

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Maybe if I highlighted each chapter with a smelly marker, I'd do better on tests. ;@)

I’m good at remembering…

Smells!

Chances are if you can tell me what I ate or what I smelled (there’s a %50 overlap anyway, right? Haha!), I can tell you about the REST of the situation.

I, for one, think it’s a cool talent!  I really gives me a rich sense of memory and imagination (sometimes perhaps a combination – I’m only human).  The only problem is, well, there aren’t too many exams which question your knowledge of smells and tastes.

The obvious exception, of course, is Top Chef!  I remember the episode where the contestants received bowls of random things, and had to tell what they were by the taste/aroma of the item.  I could have passed that test with MUCH higher scores than did any of the contestants….

In fact, when I cook, I can combine different smell/taste memories.  I just think about them and remember their smell/taste, and I have a pretty good guess of what it will taste like.  I’m usually pretty spot-on, too!  There have been obvious exceptions, of course.  Like the summer I thought light beer + juice concentrate wouldn’t be delicious (IT IS! Thanks to my cousin who forced me to try it anyway!).  Or, like the time I thought sharp white cheddar cheese + raspberry preserves + fudge brownie would be delicious (to my credit, I personally loved it.  It was everyone else that nearly retched).  Still, I trust my nose implicitly when it comes to culinary creativity. :@)

Funny, I think that sense of memory leads me to keeping a much more effective food diary than, you know, event/emotional diary.  Too bad I can’t smell my blog!  However, I wonder whether it would be effective to put on some kind of perfume/lotion when I go to sit down to write/read/study/whatever.  Maybe…?

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Thanking the Rich Kids

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And no, I’m not being sarcastic.

I began this post at the ADHD forums.  I like to imagine that I’m just going to jump on and type a short answer to some random question or post, but…I don’t, obviously.  So I decided I’d keep the post here, and update it as I get the time and as I remember what the hell I’m doing. 😛

The original question was asking whether anyone had been successful academically while being AD/HD.  Here’s my answer (in progress):  

ADD & ACADEMIC SUCCESS – Is it just God’s joke? If so, then I like God’s sense of humor!

I’ll chip in here too. 🙂 I come from a family of AD/HD (as well as other lovely lettered conditions, which are not so lovely to live with – haha), and am the only one of my siblings (as well as one of the few in my huge, extended family) to go to college…and now grad school.  I’m currently in my second year of my PhD. I wasn’t actually diagnosed until just before beginning graduate school! Like a lot of AD/HDers, my educational path was pretty roundabout. I dropped out of high school (and later convinced them to give me a diploma despite it all, a skill which I attribute, at least in part, of having an ADD “put me on the spot please!” brain), I (barely) graduated community college having studied a total of two hours, and wound up doing quite a few other things until I stumbled into a town which had a university that took me (another story in itself, but a cute one). In university, I didn’t do things the healthy way, generally. I pulled all-nighters at least once or twice a week in order to read all of those f#*%ing missing paragraphs, pages, etc, and in order to write.

Writing:

Honestly, I love to write, and while the majority of the time, I have to revise and revise and revise, I actually just let myself get in there and tell a story. I pretend like I’m explaining whatever it is to my sister (she’s my head muse because she gets bored easily and doesn’t like a lot of B.S. clouding up the point). Also, something that has helped me is to make outlines (yeah, plural – I don’t finish most of them, haha, but making them over and over again really helps me, since I end up writing the same few things over and over again, and it gets a little clearer each time, usually).

On Reading:

Regarding reading, I love it. I let my imagination go wild when I read.  I DO have major problems reading, though.  I tend to read the same few paragraphs over and over again, my eyes wander, my brain wanders, etc.  Sometimes, I’ll even remember (usually in the middle of a test) what the page looks like, what not what was on the page.  Taking notes in the margins sorta helps, though I find myself summarizing the whole dang book when I do.  But still I read (nonfiction, now).  It’s something I’ve forced myself to love, and letting myself get imaginative about nonfiction has actually been a very rewarding experience.

Now, the Thank You, Rich Kids part:

In general, and this might sound weird, but something that has worked for me is to find people who are NOT AD/HD.  In my case, an ivy-league school, these were rich kids with the solid, cradle-to-academy education that I lack.  I study them.  I look at what they do and try to see how we do things differently. I really listen to them in class.  However, I work on the assumption that they’re not superhuman, and that they do NOT read everything, but that they actually read the RIGHT things (unlike me, who read EVERYthing, which is why I stayed up all night every night in college).  More on this later, because I do think that it’s something that is counter-intuitive but very helpful.

Also, Thank You, Wikipedia!

Another thing I finally found out in college is that (and your professors will hate me for saying this, but I’m going to BE a professor, so they can shove it!) Wikipedia is actually an EXCELLENT resource for getting the bare-bones of MANY topics. Yes, watch out for the mistakes, don’t take it as the fiinal word, etc, but do use it as a good starting point! Professors can’t test ALL of the information they assign you to learn, and so, generally, they’ll just test the main points. When reading Wikipedia articles, I look for keywords, key themes, and names of important players. It really helps me read more effectively (though it still takes a lot of willpower to actually skip over the parts of the assigned reading I’m pretty sure are B.S. – for some reason I’m always worried I’ll miss some little important nugget). I’m not sure why it took me until my junior year of college to realize that the Korean War did not only exist in the assigned reading, but that it actually happened, and has been documented in many more (ahem, wikipedia) reader-friendly formats. In fact, I still read Wikipedia articles about topics I’m supposedly an expert on!